Recently we managed to get thru the Danish border while the Danish police was occupied with hitting 3 black guys behind their car. So we went to Copenhagen, the capital city where all Danish people pee into the haven. That’s why Copenhagen smells so much.
We made some studies on those strange Danes. Obviously they gamble a lot. Mostly on the street like cheap dudes. They call those streets “casino”. (I was wondering if the Danes understood that James Bond movie …)
Obviously the Danes need money to fix their queens house, an old building which is inhabited not only by the royal Danish family but also by cockroaches.