Do you know Denmark?
Denmark is a place somewhere in Europe full of small men with small dicks.
The usual Dane has not much in common with Doberman dogs – those dogs have bigger penises. So the Danish men grew beards because they hope the Danish women won’t see that they just have small pricks. And after they brought a stupid blond home they play with their computers to simulate they’d have bigger dicks.
Danish people eat fishsticks all day. These fishsticks are made in big Japanese ships. The Japanese use unemptied whale-guts to produce these fishsticks that are only sold to Denmark because only Danish eat that shit. The fishsticks are eaten uncooked by the Danes because they like the smell.
This international blog was brought to life to collect some more information about Denmark and the Danes. Please, feel free to put some more information about this subject so that the world can see what Denmark is all about.
The Anti-Denmark Alliance